2 posts tagged “nonsense”
I moved my TV into my bedroom. I'm not sure if that symbolizes anything. But now I can watch TV in bed. I couldn't do that lately because my laptop imploded and that's what I was using to watch TV in bed.
You know that saying, "Die young, stay pretty"? What if you were ugly? Do you think it implies that you will get pretty by decomposing. You were so ugly that your rotting body is more attractive than your live body was.
Cheese is the gift wrap of the food world.
You know who has the best t-shirts? Threadless.
Uh huh! Look:
I like words like piehole and cornhole and phrases like "punch you in the asshole". Pretty much anything that ends in hole is a winner with me.
Salerno Butter Cookies. We wear the butter cookies as a ring, thanks, Salerno, for starting this thing.
Salerno Breakfast Treats. That luscious S with its crumbly goodness.
If Pluto is no more, what will Mary's Velvet Eyes Make John Sit Up Nights doing?
I guess he'll just Sit Up Nights. Like a stalker.
My husband and I are going on a cruise in February. It will be our first cruise, so I just booked a 4 day cruise around Cozumel and Progreso. I plan on doing the following:
eating, swimming, working out [lightly], eating, watching the shows, hitting the casino, eating, swimming, sleeping, eating, shopping a bit, eating, swimming
I need to lose weight because I don't want to be the fat chick on the cruise boat with the skinny husband. Sometimes I think girls look at us and think, "How the hell did he end up with her?"
Then I start thinking what if we didn't have thumbs? How would the world be different with no thumbs? Cabinets wouldn't have handles. We may not even have cabinets! My cat has thumbs. Cat's with thumbs are useless because they can only open things that interest them like the drawer with all of the cat toys in it and the bathroom cabinet so he can lay on the towels. Sure he can hold a pen, but he doesn't know his alphabet! What if the alphabet was all squiggles? But then, isn't it just squiggles that we recognize as letters? I want pizza.
